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Ovum are created in utero, a woman is born with all the eggs she’ll ever have.

Sperm only take 2-3 months to develop.

That doesn’t explain it away.

I’m really angry that I know this, but according to Stephanie Meyer the only reason why Edward was able to have a child was because he was a virgin (and I guess masturbation and nocturnal emissions aren’t a thing for vampires). So he had one last load of child-creating sperm to nut for his 100+ years.

So the original question stands.

he lived for 100 years and never once masturbated?

also, bold of you to assume Jacob didn’t have it hard for Edward, too. Only it manifested in UST